What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 21:10

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?